Metal Spiderman

• Ferris: "Dad, read me a book about Spiderman. How does he have webs?"
• Me: "Well, the bite of a radioactive spider gives him the power to shoot webs just like spiders do!"
• ferris spends a few minutes staring at a picture of Spiderman shooting webs and says:
• Ferris: "So - he throws up the horns and the webs come out?"
• Me: "Yes, he totally throws up the horns and webs come out."