Via merlin: It’s called “direct democracy”. And, it’s why I had to watch my buddies die face down in the mud in Nam. So, you BETTER fucking vote for the unactionable, non-binding, and poorly-worded option about some notional policy that you wouldn’t control anyway but whose theoretical goal, scope, or implications most align with your current mood or simply whose radio button feels like the one you mostly kind of want to click on right now.

Or, whatever.

Just…please do vote.